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tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
vinuskar: True love is knowing how to make their tea the way they like it
himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
theuppitynegras: veganrantss: White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.
grampas: the spectrum of human emotion is so beautiful
pyrosickfires: asksadallen: amandayahh: ...
dad-rock-davos: The whole reason the war between Texas and Mexico happened was because Mexico was like “Okay we let you guys in so how about you quit it with the slavery” and Texas decided to go to war with a military power instead of not keeping human beings like cattle. Texas,